The Best of Professor Schnitzel

Artist: Professor Schnitzel (Herman F. Schnitzel)
Album: The Best of Professor Schnitzel
Released: 1964
Format: LP
Label: Buch Records

I've had a few requests to post more Professor Schnitzel vinyl. This is the PA Dutch stand-up comedian's rare full length LP. Enjoy!



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Stop Smoking Now Hypnosis

Released: ?
Format: Vinyl LP

Speaking in a slow, creepy, b-movie voice, Dr. Matthew A. Sportelli narrates this self help/hypnosis record which “can give you control over your habits and can attract to you happiness, peace of mind and abundance.”



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Alice, The Queen of the Funnel Cakes

Artist: Alice Reinert - Reading, PA
Album: Alice, The Queen of the Funnel Cakes
Released: 1981
Format: Vinyl LP
Label: Fun-nel-Aires Records - Reading, PA

The tender and annoying voice of Alice Reinert is like nothing you've heard before. Alice sings with confidence but sounds as if she just completed 11th grade.

"A Very Special Birthday"


"My Darling Daughter"


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"From out of the Pennsylvania Dutch country comes Alice the Queen of the Funnel Cakes, singing some of her songs that she wrote while making her famous funnel cakes at fairs, carnivals, festivals and shopping centers etc."

Professor Schnitzel - Pa Dutch stand-up comedy?

Artist: Professor Schnitzel (Herman F. Schnitzel)
Album: As I Was Saying...
Released: 1962
Format: 45 rpm 7"
Label: Buch Records

I found this strange (and funny) Pa Dutch stand-up comedy record at the LPL book sale today. I had never heard of this Professor Schnitzel before and the only info I could find online about him was here.
Enjoy!



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